Ranch dressing...it goes on everything. Don't lie, before you were Paleo, and probably a couple times after, ranch was a go to. The best thing ever. You used to much. It's ok, no judgement here. There are many out there like you. Victims. Defenseless...
Wow, I've been watching WAY too much Law and Order SVU. It's on Hulu, and there are 15 seasons. I'm on season nine. And I'm not stopping. I just want you all to know, I just deleted some Miley Cyrus lyrics. You're welcome.
My husband, Matt, and Gas Helper are major ranch fans. It's a family joke, the time that Gas Helper took it all before the container made it to Matt. Words were said. Their friendship has never been the same. Kidding.
So, I made some. Yep, Paleo Ranch Dressing. There's not much else to say. Its delicious.
1.5 cups Grama's Mayo (or, 1 eggs worth, just adjust the coconut milk proportionately)
3/4 cup canned coconut milk
1 tbs + 1 tsp dried dill
1 tsp garlic granules (or 2 cloves)
1.5 tsp apple cider vinegar
1.5 tsp pepper
1/2 tsp salt
Go ahead and make the mayo if you don't have it in the fridge already, and just leave it in the blender. Add the rest of the ingredients and blend until smooth. The mayo is definitely the hardest part. Enjoy!